Nibiru would hit the planet, they said. Hide your wives and children, they said. Welp, the world didn’t end. And the only things of cataclysmic portent that emerged over the weekend were:
Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer teamed up to form a doubles team for Team Europe and went on to nab the first ever Laver Cup. Annnnnd I missed it. Curses.
Just look at them. Le sigh.
This Toronto heatwave. All that’s hanging in my closet are knits because I am way too eager for fall, so I spent my weekend hissing at Facebook photos of people at the beach.
Kylie Jenner is pregnant.
I knew it. Kylie Jenner is Nibiru.